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Post by wvhsparent on Nov 9, 2009 14:16:58 GMT -5
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Post by title1parent on Nov 14, 2009 19:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by title1parent on Mar 5, 2010 18:50:32 GMT -5
I heard this was used to help students with course selection. Mr. Rossiano is hilarious. You just have to know the man.
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Post by gatordog on Mar 9, 2010 14:10:17 GMT -5
I heard this was used to help students with course selection. Mr. Rossiano is hilarious. You just have to know the man..... Now I want to sign up for this class!
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Post by title1parent on May 24, 2010 18:41:56 GMT -5
Red Neck Fire Alarm
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Post by title1parent on Jun 7, 2010 7:46:56 GMT -5
These are notes that school secretaries have actually received. Some of these were in an article in the Detroit News back in the 1970s.
"Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33."
"Mary could not go to school because she was bothered by very close veins."
"Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat."
"Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels."
"Please excuse Joyce from jim today."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
"Karl was hit yesterday playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
"John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
"Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor."
"My son will have to get out of school as soon as I call the orthodontist, one of his wrie’s is brusted and sticking in his Gum’s."
"Please excuse Sarah from being absent yesterday. She was sick and I had her shot."
"My son is under the doctors care and should not take P.E. Please execute him."
"Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust."
"Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father’s fault."
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